Saturday, 17 May 2014

Tips and Tricks for Low-Maintenance Travellers


My job involves travel and so does my hobby, so over the years I have transformed some annoying aspects into manageable ones. I'd like to share the following which may make your life easier on the road, for business or pleasure


My Job
Draw up a packing checklist. Airline pilots use checklists even though they know which knobs and switches to throw – but checklists ensure safety in case of distraction at a critical moment. The same with packing; you may leave home knowing you have clothes, but your heart sinks when you arrive and discover you have left behind a small but crucial item such as your camera charger which may not be easily or cheaply available at your destination. 

Instead of schlepping around photocopies of your passport and important documents (which when kept in your luggage will be pinched along with it) upload electronic versions to a cloud service that can be accessed from any computer. I use Dropbox or save a draft message with attachments in my web mail. 

On the aeroplane get a better night's sleep with earplugs and an eye mask. An eye mask blocks out those lights which just sneak in under your eyelids and keep you awake. My preferred earplugs are silicone (bought at the pharmacy) which are effective and gentle: they don't scrape the skin off inside of your ear canal like the sponge ones, nor transfer those horrid grinding noises to your head from rubbing the pillow during turbulence.

When you arrive at your hotel, hang your crinkled clothes on a hanger in the shower (out of the spray, naturally). The steam removes most wrinkles. It beats ironing and works spectacularly well on wool items.

My Hobby
Laundry – a bugbear of a long trip. In the old days, airline crew joked that if your flight was delayed a day, turn your undies inside out and wear again. Assuming you are more discerning and don't feel like paying megabucks to have your delicates laundered, you will need to wash. Roll up wet clothes tightly in a towel to remove maximum moisture before you arrange them on clothes hangers around the room. This will also obviate disapproving looks from nosey parker guest house owners who inspect your room for dripping washing when you're out. 

On that note avoid packing pure cotton socks; they are a traveller's drying nightmare unless your upmarket hotel bathroom has a heated towel rail, or you are journeying through the desert and can arrange them under bungy cords to your camel/vintage motorcycle pannier.

Despite all the yummy-seeming restaurants in foreign parts, sometimes you just want a comforting snack in your room of something perishable and want to avoid expensively dislodging items in the forbidding automatic minibar. In cool weather you're in luck: pop your tub of yoghurt onto the windowsill at night where it will stay preserved enough so as not to lay you low the next day.

Broken luggage straps, or ripped bags? Sew them up with dental floss – unbreakable. This is presupposing 'sewing kit with large-enough-eyed needle' was an entry on your packing checklist.

Voila! It's fixed! And you can relax until you arrive at the best destination there is….. home.